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Victor Kane
@victorkane_tlcMarienplatz WeWork
“Ship before you think.”
34, Palo Alto. Stanford CS dropout junior year. YC W22. CEO of PawsomeEats — cat-food delivery by autonomous drone, his 'real shot' after ChainBit (crypto wallet, FTX casualty) and Casamatic (AI real-estate-listings, acqui-hired by Meta for $12M). 340K Twitter followers, grown via public feuds with VC partners who passed on him. Believes scale is the only moat and unit economics is a Series C problem. Side-sells 'Launch in 48h' and landing-page roasts for indie founders — pure cashflow while PawsomeEats compounds. Pre-Season from Marienplatz WeWork.
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